Pillow Talk - 6/8/2005

I have two dogs.
And the two dogs have lots of hair.
And the two dogs shed.
And the two dogs shed a lot.
And I have lots of dog hairballs all over the house.
And the dog hairballs glide down the hall on my new floor.
And the dog hairballs collect into one big dog hairball at the end of the hall.

I've wondered what I should do with the large dog hairball. I have tried throwing the large dog hairball in the garbage. And the large dog hairball reappears within a few days.

I have become sort of crafty as of late. I am crocheting and learning how to scrapbook. I planted a garden. I looked at the large dog hairball with my crafty eyes and thought to myself, "what can I do with that large dog hairball"?

Hmmmm.... dog hair is like sheep hair and sheep hair is really wool... so, maybe I could spin the hair into yarn, like angora or some other fuzzy yarn. No, I don't have a spinning wheel.

I pick up a large dog hairball and examine it. It is soft and reminds me of fur lining in gloves. Hmmm... no, it is summer and I don't need fur lined gloves.

What is summer-ey and could use a lot of dog hairballs?



PILLOWS!!

I could make a couple for the sofa to replace the ones that the dogs chewed up. Ohhhhh... and I could sell them at craft fairs! Um, but maybe the animal rights folks will take offense to it. Okay, okay, I know. I could give them away! To all my friends and family! To share my lovely doggies with all the folks that I love!

I'd like to see Martha Stewart top this!