Okay, so maybe it isn't Nicholas Cage. But he sure looks like Nicholas Cage.
I see him every day - sometimes two or three times a day. (No, nothing like that! I am a contented girlfriend!)
The Nicholas Cage look-alike walks/jogs on Port Chicago Hwy every day. And he does it all day long! Seriously! It is creepy. I see him there in the morning when I leave for work. Walking, walking, walking. I see him there when I come home at lunch. Walking, walking, walking. I see him when I come home from work. Walking, walking, walking. And when I come home late - after dark, I almost hit him because he is walking, walking, walking.
It make me itch -- so, well, yccchhhh... he just gives me the heebie-jeebies.
It isn't the fact that he looks like Nicholas Cage - although I think that Nicholas Cage looks like a smiling skull. The walker is just so, so, so... ycchhhh...
Here we are in Concord - at least 85+ degrees. And the walker is bundled up - as if he is in the Artic zone! His face is tanned. But the rest of his body is bundled under a hoodie and running suit pants. (He wears the same thing day after day!) And it is HOT in Concord. But there he is - in the middle of the day - walking, walking, walking -- wearing enough layers to thaw an iceberg.
AND --- I think he is wearing the pants to my running suit! They sure look like mine. AND they are too short for the walker. AND mine are MISSING!!! Yccchhhhh.... just makes me itch all over....
Maybe he is an alien. But why would he walk so much?
I don't get it. All I know is that there is some wierd, creepy, Nicholas Cage person walking back and forth on Port Chicago Hwy. tonight. Possibly wearing MY running suit pants!!! Yccchhhhh....
I see him every day - sometimes two or three times a day. (No, nothing like that! I am a contented girlfriend!)
The Nicholas Cage look-alike walks/jogs on Port Chicago Hwy every day. And he does it all day long! Seriously! It is creepy. I see him there in the morning when I leave for work. Walking, walking, walking. I see him there when I come home at lunch. Walking, walking, walking. I see him when I come home from work. Walking, walking, walking. And when I come home late - after dark, I almost hit him because he is walking, walking, walking.
It make me itch -- so, well, yccchhhh... he just gives me the heebie-jeebies.
It isn't the fact that he looks like Nicholas Cage - although I think that Nicholas Cage looks like a smiling skull. The walker is just so, so, so... ycchhhh...
Here we are in Concord - at least 85+ degrees. And the walker is bundled up - as if he is in the Artic zone! His face is tanned. But the rest of his body is bundled under a hoodie and running suit pants. (He wears the same thing day after day!) And it is HOT in Concord. But there he is - in the middle of the day - walking, walking, walking -- wearing enough layers to thaw an iceberg.
AND --- I think he is wearing the pants to my running suit! They sure look like mine. AND they are too short for the walker. AND mine are MISSING!!! Yccchhhhh.... just makes me itch all over....
Maybe he is an alien. But why would he walk so much?
I don't get it. All I know is that there is some wierd, creepy, Nicholas Cage person walking back and forth on Port Chicago Hwy. tonight. Possibly wearing MY running suit pants!!! Yccchhhhh....
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