I have been banned from my home for the evening. Actually, I banned myself from home this evening. My 18 year old is hosting a "pleasure party". Ugh. I can't go and share that experience with her. Beyond gross...
However, my sister and her daugther will be here. And a close friend will be here... sigh. I'll miss hanging with them. But the thought of sitting through all of that with my child there... hosting it?! No thanks!
Instead, I'll be hanging in San Jose with my boyfriend. We had planned to rollerblade this weekend. The weather is not cooperating. So, I guess it is an indoor weekend.... Image Maybe I'll have a pleasure party of my own!
Toilet seat covers.
Who invented those stupid things? What is their purpose? I guess it makes it okay to sit your naked bum in the same spot that someone just sat their naked bum. But, they are a pain in the ass! (yes, pun intended). Yesterday at work, I went to the ladie's room. Entered the stall, tore three or four of the toilet seat covers (tsc) from the holder thingey before getting a complete one, took five minutes to place it on the toilet seat and manage to sit myself on it without it slipping off. Once I started to pee, I realized that the face hole (or whatever it is) was still intact. I mean, it didn't tear and create a hole. So, as I am peeing, I feel my legs getting wet. The damn tsc was holding my pee instead of letting it go into the toilet! Damn!
Worst part of the story - this has happened to me before. I figure it will happen again. sigh...
However, my sister and her daugther will be here. And a close friend will be here... sigh. I'll miss hanging with them. But the thought of sitting through all of that with my child there... hosting it?! No thanks!
Instead, I'll be hanging in San Jose with my boyfriend. We had planned to rollerblade this weekend. The weather is not cooperating. So, I guess it is an indoor weekend.... Image Maybe I'll have a pleasure party of my own!
Toilet seat covers.
Who invented those stupid things? What is their purpose? I guess it makes it okay to sit your naked bum in the same spot that someone just sat their naked bum. But, they are a pain in the ass! (yes, pun intended). Yesterday at work, I went to the ladie's room. Entered the stall, tore three or four of the toilet seat covers (tsc) from the holder thingey before getting a complete one, took five minutes to place it on the toilet seat and manage to sit myself on it without it slipping off. Once I started to pee, I realized that the face hole (or whatever it is) was still intact. I mean, it didn't tear and create a hole. So, as I am peeing, I feel my legs getting wet. The damn tsc was holding my pee instead of letting it go into the toilet! Damn!
Worst part of the story - this has happened to me before. I figure it will happen again. sigh...
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